Policrook

If Everyone's an Expert, No
One Is.

The playbook of political manipulation takes a theatrical turn when every half-baked opinion is elevated to the sacred pedestal of expertise.
This isn’t just cynical propaganda; it’s a full-blown con, masterfully crafted to keep voters in a state of blissful ignorance while the ones holding the puppeteer strings collect their paychecks and applause.
Politicians don’t merely exploit the uninformed; they transform them into an army of willing sycophants, armed with bleated ideologies like they’re badges of honor.
With a deft flick of the wrist, facts dissolve into the ether, and in their place, a cacophony of “expert” opinions bursts forth—like confetti from a piñata at a party whose guest of honor is common sense.
Forget scientific consensus; welcome to the Age of Subjective Truth, where every crank and crackpot is entitled to their own version of reality.
The moment you declare “everyone is an expert,” you’ve declared war on knowledge.
Picture this: an influencer with a sparkling smile and an even shinier Instagram feed spouting off about climate change as if the latest TikTok dance moves hold more validity than decades of scientific research.
That's how you create a new breed of expert—a celebrity infused with ignorance, idolized by the masses who crave validation over enlightenment.
Whether it’s pushing the latest conspiracy theory or loudly proclaiming “alternative facts,” politicians know the alchemy to spin froth into gold.
They say if you put enough lipstick on a pig, it can pass as a prom queen.
Well, in this electoral extravaganza, it’s hardly just the pigs parading—it's the politicians who smear on the makeup and shout, “Look how beautiful my opinions are!”

The trick is in the vernacular.
Who needs a degree when you can serve opinions as if they’re hors d'oeuvres at a cocktail party?
Using phrases like “In my opinion” transforms casual remarks into gospel.
It’s an invitation to skepticism disguised as access to truth, cueing the crowds to proceed with faith over reason.
With one simple turn of phrase, every half-formed thought gains the legitimacy of a scholarly thesis and the potential to sway the easily led.
“Everyone has a right to their truth.” What wisdom! What profundity! It’s like handing instructions for building a jetpack to someone who can barely manage their shoelaces.
But there’s a sinister side to this game.
With reality dismissed and credulity rewarded, politicians validate not just ignorance, but delusion.
They welcome in the conspiracists like old friends, nodding solemnly as if each nonsensical theory is backed by a PhD—reality be damned.
One nod here, a retweet there, and suddenly you’re in a world where moon landing deniers feel as credible as astrophysicists.
This dance of the deluded isn’t accidental; it’s a well-oiled machine feeding on the unwillingness of society to probe deeper, to differentiate between noise and knowledge.
And here’s where the politics of ignorance get their bloodthirsty high: they douse every questionable remark in a hefty dose of relatability.
Campaigns are laden with sentimental stories that promise the moon, stirring those everyday neuroses into a frothy blend of camaraderie.
As you gather your minions, make them believe you know their struggles with your rehearsed tales of potato-chips-and-sweatpants solidarity.
Shower them with empty platitudes, and suddenly they forget about your lack of substance altogether.
You’ve sold them on a connection, thin as a cigarette paper, turning ignorance into loyalty.
Ultimately, the pinnacle of this charade is the “Fake It Till You Stan It” ethos—where fake smiles substitute for substantive dialogue, and every actor on this political stage wears an oversize mask of sincerity.
You can sit back and marvel at the circus you’ve created, where you listen with the intensity of a therapist to issues you’ve never actually engaged with.
Wickedly delightful, isn’t it?
Now, dear voter, let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t just satire—it’s reality twisted to fit a narrative that leaves you dizzy and disoriented.
While it’s easy to point fingers at politicians, you must recognize that they thrive in ecosystems of ignorance.
Not all authorities are corrupt, but each of these charlatans is working tirelessly to replace competence with blind allegiance.
Your weapon against this barrage of buffoonery lies in critical thinking and the relentless pursuit of truth.
The next time someone tells you “everyone has a right to their opinion,” remember this: opinions don’t keep the wheels of democracy turning—facts do.
So, step into the light and demand the clarity that you deserve, before you find yourself another pawn in a clown show that thrives on chaos and confusion.
Only then can you discern these manipulators lurking behind the facades, waiting to pull the strings again.