Policrook

Find a Face for Every
Failure

Ah, scapegoating—an ancient art form in the theater of political deception, where the stage is set for the ritualistic sacrifice of a hapless soul.
If disaster strikes—and believe me, it will, like a caffeinated toddler at a birthday party—don't even think about owning up to it.
Instead, roll up your sleeves and carve out a gallows for the innocent.
Welcome to the carnival of blame where every politician is a ringmaster, and the audience—split between confused and baying for blood—can always use a good distraction.
Step One: Find Your Ideal Target.
When chaos unfolds, who do you think should take the hit?
Anyone but you, my aspiring autocrat! Tap into that age-old repository of scapegoats.
Immigrants?
Perfect! Demonize them by crafting a narrative where they’re not just taking jobs but are also orchestrating some grand conspiracy to ruin your life while swiping your social security checks.
And the cherry on top?
They can’t vote! Political opponents are also ripe for the picking—drag their names through the mud with as much glee as a child splashing in puddles.
Why bother with honest discourse when you can jab at the opposition like it’s an Olympic sport?
And for a modern twist, let’s not forget "Global Elites"—shadowy entities thriving in high-rise ivory towers.
These faceless villains make for great press and even better diversion.
The penultimate villain?
The previous administration.
Dust them off, conjure up tales of incompetence, and serve them as your pièce de résistance.
Nothing says, “Watch over there!” more than blame shifting!

Step Two: Weave Intricate Lies.
Now that you've handpicked your sacrificial lamb, get creative with your betrayals.
The more lurid the tales, the better! Your narrative should read like the worst kind of tabloid sensationalism—a sort of “Housewives of Capitol Hill” plotline where scandal is the currency of the realm.
The beauty of scapegoating is that the angrier the mob gets at your chosen villain, the easier it becomes for you to raid the treasury while they’re pitchforking in the opposite direction.
Forget about honesty; turn that rage into your personal shield—it’s a masterclass in modern manipulation.
Step Three: Blame Early, Often, and Loudly.
This is your mantra, your holy trinity of deflection.
When disaster strikes, it’s your time to shine.
Make the accusations rain down like confetti at a wedding gone terribly wrong; wail and shake your fists until you’re hoarse, matching the fervor of a toddler denied ice cream.
And here’s your secret weapon: leverage every medium available, from tabloids to TikTok influencers.
Volume is your ally in a world where facts crumble like stale bread.
It’s not about truth; it’s about drowning the conversation beneath a chorus of blame.
Step Four: Keep Them Distracted.
As the enraged masses bay for blood over your scapegoat, take a moment to relish your cunning.
Slip away to more pressing matters—like divvying up contract kickbacks among your cronies while sipping a piña colada on some sun-drenched shore.
As you orchestrate this charade, remember: it’s a performance.
The real show is you waltzing around the crisis, while others take the fall for your grotesque mismanagement.
The unforgivable truth is that as you gleefully manipulate public outrage, you are pillaging public resources while painting your scapegoats as the wretched puppets in a play that you’ve scripted.
Each misstep the public endures becomes an opportunity for you to bask unsullied in the light of misdirected anger.
You’ve mastered the art of deflection and blame, all while Arabesque pirouetting away from personal responsibility.
The lesson for you, the voter, is this: If you don’t learn how to spot the elaborate sleight of hand called scapegoating, you’ll keep applauding your own exploitation.
Corrupt politicians will be standing by, ready to offer up the heads of innocents and enemies alike—just to keep all eyes off their own gilded thrones.
Not every judge, prosecutor, or police chief is part of the game, but the system is intricately designed to reward the loyal over the honest.
Next time they play the blame game, don’t just watch—question, demand proof, and let your skepticism serve as your shield against this three-ring circus of corruption.
Your awareness is their kryptonite.