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The Politician's Playbook
Chapter 68

Firing the Guilty Without Admitting Guilt

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Firing the Guilty Without Admitting Guilt

One Sacrifice is Worth a
Hundred Denials

Welcome to the high-stakes circus of politics, where morality is as negotiable as your campaign promises and accountability is merely a convenient façade.
This is ground zero for a tactic so sinister yet so effectively packaged that it could make a snake oil salesman blush.
Let’s dissect how the art of feigned accountability operates—a masterclass in political gaslighting where the only thing that gets sacrificed is basic integrity.
It begins at the moment your promise becomes hollow, and you find yourself cornered by a scandal, a mishap, or just plain incompetence swirling like a storm cloud.
The first step is simple yet cunning: identify your expendable scapegoats.
These are the carefully curated "blood sacrifices"—the mid-level managers, press secretaries, and finance officers who, unlike you, don’t have legacy campaigns to insulate them.
They’re the back-of-the-house staff in the grand political show, easily replaced and powerless to challenge your carefully crafted narrative.
These underlings are often beholden to the institutions they serve, while you are firmly tethered to the limelight, ready to throw them under the bus for the price of political survival.
Because in this game, loyalty?
That’s for pets at your next photo op.
Now that you’ve drawn your line of expendables, it’s time for the performance to begin.
It’s the press conference theatrics that truly reveal the grotesque depths of your strategy.
Stride in like a commander surveying conquered territory.
Of course, you deploy the saccharine monologues, laced with regret but doused in political bravado: “The responsible parties have been dealt with.” What does that mean?
It means, “I’m keeping the throne warm while you third-rate nobles feast on the flesh of my enemies.” The display is vital; it’s not just about the decision you’ve made—it’s about how skilled you are at distracting the masses from your complicity.
Stand tall, projecting the somberness of a preacher at a funeral while grinning wider than a Cheshire Cat.
Applause is your armor, absorbing the shrapnel of scandal directed at you.
But let us not forget: engaging in the bloody business of political sacrifice requires a cold heart.
As a political predator, your empty apologies are your arsenal—crafted to satiate the public’s hunger for justice while still keeping your hands spotless.
Use buzzwords that overflow like cheap confetti: “accountability,” “transparency,” and the ultimate showstopper, “a commitment to ethics.” Toss in a few well-timed corporate jargon slices, and voilà! You’ve whipped up a recipe for sounding compassionate while deflecting the gaze from the rot underneath.
“Sometimes blood must flow, but never mine”—that’s your de facto motto.
The only risk is growing too comfortable with this process, where your moral compass spins in dizzying circles.
Now, as you sip your glass of chardonnay, revel in your own brilliance.
Reconvene with your inner circle of advisers who, unlike those you’ve sacrificed, know when to nod and smile.
You’ve played the game; now you sit with the taste of plausible deniability—schadenfreude has never tasted so sweet.
Keep everyone guessing, because the moment you allow dissent or scrutiny into your bubble, you run the risk of exposing the entire operation.
Look ahead into the glaring mirrors of the future, putting blinders on to the corpses that trail in your wake.
This isn't just a stunt; it’s a full-on political performance, a spectacle where empathy is ridiculed, and your rivals become mere fodder for the next act—a show where the only rule is to survive.
The lesson for you, the voter, is this: the next time you see a leader deflecting blame and painting a rosy picture of accountability, remember that beneath the surface lies a sordid truth—transactional relationships and the brutal disposal of loyal lieutenants in the cruel theatre of governance.
Keep your eyes peeled, for those in power are experts at crafting a narrative that absolves them while making scapegoats out of honest service.
Vigilance is your ally; don’t let the spectacle distract you from recognizing the subtle murder of accountability happening before your very eyes.
You’ve been warned—now it’s up to you to demand a new standard in political integrity, because a system nourished on scapegoating can only lead to further decay.